The Big Breakup

There were a few of us just talking and iiww came up. Bob** was telling us about the conversation he had just had with iiww.

Iiww came in yesterday with a huge hickey on his neck and showed it off to everyone. He even tried to show the ones you couldn’t see. That was scary, thank goodness someone stopped him. He preceded to tell us it wasn’t from his girlfriend and that he had cheated on her. We were like ok, and you are telling us this why? Anyway he went on relentlessly and told us how he broke up with his girlfriend because he thought she could do better. Like DUH DUDE.

Well afternoon came and he got a phone call from the broken up girlfriend. She had broken her hand and wanted him to take her to emergency room. Flew out the door before anyone could ask him any questions.

So this afternoon he was in helping Bob as he is supposed to. A few of us were talking by the door and this is conversation went:

Bob: I thought you broke up with your girlfriend?

Iiww: I did, why?

Bob: Why did she call you then to take her to the hospital?

Iiww: I don’t know, I guess she hasn’t heard yet.

Bob: Heard what?

Iiww: That we broke up. Her hand was pretty messed up though.

Bob: WHAT? What do you mean she hasn’t heard?

Iiww: Well I told her mom and a friend of hers to tell her.

Bob: You told her mom and her friend? Why didn’t you tell her?

John** walks to the doorway.

John: You mean to tell me you weren't man enough to even tell her?

Iiww: I didn’t want to talk to her.

Bob: You know what I think iiww, I think that she never called you. I think you never went to the hospital.

Iiww eyes gone huge and wild. You can see he is trying to think of something.

Iiww: Why did someone tell you they saw me? If they did they are lying. I was at the hospital.

Bob: No one said they saw you. I am just speaking from experience of you telling us one thing and doing another.

Iiww: I don’t do that! (angry now and talking very loud) You know what Bob, just get yourself caught up. (storms out of Bob’s office)

20 minutes later

Sorry Bob, I have a migraine today, I didn’t mean it.

LOL, he told me earlier it was a hangover!

**NOT REAL NAMES