He's go "IT" NOT

I’m sitting at my desk eating my lunch when iiww comes in. He says he and Bob have a question for me. I say “I’m eating my lunch.” Now I figure he will know to go away. Nope, not iiww! Iiww says it’s really important. I look up over my glasses and say “When I’m done.” In that tone of voice every mother has. I’m like good lord get out dude and let me eat.

So I finish my lunch and go over to Bob’s office. Ask what is so important. Bob says go ahead iiww and tell her. Iiww says “no you tell it better than I do, go ahead.” Bob says “no way.” I’m thinking to myself dear lord this had better be good.

Iiww says “Bob doesn’t believe I can get a girl anytime I want. In fact I can get one in 10 minutes if I wanted to. I have girls coming over in the middle of the night all the time for booty calls.” I think my mouth must have hit the floor as Bob is cracking up. I said “Iiww you are full of sh!t, with the attitude you have towards women? They should be running away, don’t believe ya!”

I walk out shaking my head and go to Bertha’s office. She has heard everything and is also shaking her head. Bob yells over to us iiww still wants to know if you believe him.
We shake our heads no enthusiastically. Bob yells to iiww even though they are still in Bob’s office that even Bertha says no. Then Bob says “Iiww you need to wake up and come out of fairyland.”

I go back to my office. About 10 minutes later Bob sticks his head in and says “Oh thought I heard you on the phone making a date with iiww.” I look at him and flip him off. So he comes in and sits down in the spare chair. Really need to get rid of that chair it is far too convenient. Iiww walks by and Bob yells “Iiww, Sherry needs you!” Iiww comes in and asks what do you need? I tell him nothing.

Bob starts in again and asks if he has a women yet. Iiww says “No, I don’t want one today. But if I did all I have to do is make a call. I don’t need women, I have been without before for 8 months.” Bob says “OOOOOOOOOOOHH a whole 8 months?”
I’m sitting there laughing. Iiww says “Well when you got it you got it, what can I say. I got it.” Ok, I was taking a drink of water when he said that and damn near spewed it all out! Bob waited until I stopped coughing and says “Well try you it on Sherry.” I look at iiww and he says “No she is out of my league.” Bob says “You got that right.” "You know you have IT, and with you got it you got it alright..i may even be turning gay because you got it.
I shake my head at the both of them and say “Iiww I wouldn’t give you the time of day let alone a date.” Just then Bertha stops. Ok, office is crowded now. Bob says “Bertha would you give him the time of day or a date?” Bertha’s reply was “Um, Nope.”

Iiww then began explaining how it wasn’t always like this just the past few months. He started going into detail so I kicked them all out.